Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Comedic Tales of Professor Primo and Rahulio Greenleaf

In present day Monrovia, CA; there is an cognitive psychology professor named Primo. He has been teaching cognition and memory 101 for the past three years, at a nearby university. His students are fascinated, by how he uses his hilarious friends in his presentations. One interesting presentation involved the great Rahulio Greenleaf. Mr. Greenleaf is a witty fellow, that tries to get involved with many ladies. The key word is try, as Rahulio strikes out often with the females. One day, Primo starts the presentation with a picture of Rahulio. Primo says "my students, here is a picture of Mr. Greenleaf. Mr. Greenleaf is the coquettish type, especially with those young seductive ladies (YSL) in Los Angeles." Mr. Greenleaf is known for his prolific memory, as he remembers many facts about famous females. But, Mr. Greenleaf tries to be funny about his memory by often saying "remembering when I was involved with that famous broad, Amy A." Yet, towards the end of the professor's presentation, a students asks "why have you chosen to speak about Mr. Greenleaf?" Professor Primo responds with "he is the person, which you want to look up to. Mr. Greenleaf tries to be a casanova, and he is cognizant of all females sexual desires." Towards the end of the class, another student asks "what makes Mr. Greenleaf so desirable to the ladies?" Professor Primo responds with "it is his charm, and cool demeanor that the ladies are comfortable around." In closing, a beautiful female named Jesse got up at the end of class to say "ladies beware of Rahulio." Many people nodded their head, with Jesse, in accord.

1 comment:

H.R.A. said...

Speechless. You crack me up man! This is one interesting fantasy. I'm curious as to what happens to Rickie Greenleaf in Chapter 2. But perhaps that's for a monograph, and not a blog.